出庭服與布鞋2013.03.02鋼筆+毛筆

Dress for Court
2013.03.02 Fountain Pen Drawing and Brush Painting
“They said that you could dress smartly when attending the court hearing, just like the former President A-bian. At least then there is the chance that you can leave the judges with a good impression and you would not be presumed guilty…” Don’t ever believe this groundless hearsay! Your own clothes are kept in plastic bags in the storage room and left to become moldy. The dress we prepare for you to attend the court hearings are sportswear and a pair of Kung Fu canvas shoes. If you were not dressed like this, in case you take the advantage and run away, how can the court police recognize and get you back? It’s unavoidable that these sports clothes become wrinkled since they are all stacked up. It doesn’t matter if they are not properly washed as long as it’s not too obvious. The shoes are too big? Too small? Doesn’t matter! Just step on the heels. That’s what everyone does. Dirty? Broken? That’s fine too. They will be replaced in a while. However, do tell us if there is a hole in the bottom. Don’t complain anymore! You will only have to attend court hearings once or twice. You are not guaranteed to get a not-guilty verdict even if you are wearing a suit. See? A-bian is in this time!
「傳說一般人出庭可以跟阿扁一樣西裝筆挺,至少有機會讓法官得到無罪推定的好印象⋯」別再相信沒有根據的說法了!你的衣服都妥善給裝袋收在保管室裡發霉,給出庭的你準備了運動服和功夫鞋,要是不穿這樣,你趁出庭時脫逃,法警怎認得出你來抓?衣服成堆收納難免皺巴巴,出庭回來要記得帶進房手洗,洗不乾淨沒關係,至少別太離譜;鞋太大?太小?無妨!踩腳後跟吧!反正大家都這樣!髒了?破了?不打緊,過一陣子就淘汰,鞋底破個洞回來可要記得講!別再嫌了!出庭不過兩三回,穿西裝又不保證判你無罪,看見沒!人家阿扁都進來關了!


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