Dress for Court
2013.03.02 Fountain Pen
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“They said that you could dress smartly when attending the court hearing, just like the former President A-bian. At least then there is the chance that you can leave the judges with a good impression and you would not be presumed guilty…” Don’t ever believe this groundless hearsay! Your own clothes are kept in plastic bags in the storage room and left to become moldy. The dress we prepare for you to attend the court hearings are sportswear and a pair of Kung Fu canvas shoes. If you were not dressed like this, in case you take the advantage and run away, how can the court police recognize and get you back? It’s unavoidable that these sports clothes become wrinkled since they are all stacked up. It doesn’t matter if they are not properly washed as long as it’s not too obvious. The shoes are too big? Too small? Doesn’t matter! Just step on the heels. That’s what everyone does. Dirty? Broken? That’s fine too. They will be replaced in a while. However, do tell us if there is a hole in the bottom. Don’t complain anymore! You will only have to attend court hearings once or twice. You are not guaranteed to get a not-guilty verdict even if you are wearing a suit. See? A-bian is in this time! |
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