窺2013.12.22鋼筆


Spying 2013.12.22
Never thought about have to spy on other people's privacy before I work in prison, break up gamblers, grasping tattoos, grasping sodomy, suicide grasping, grasping fights. Everyday I have to keep an eye to them, caught illegal things sometime, Anus and small birds (penis) watch every day!
So! When friends invited me to telescope birds, I always said: "No, I've seen dicks more than you've seen bird feathers"入這行之前並沒有想過在監獄上班得要窺視別人的隱私,抓賭、抓刺青、抓雞姦、抓自殺、抓打架,窺間伺隙是固定的工作,違規的事情偶爾看到,但菊花和小雞雞倒是天天看呢!
所以啦!朋友帶著望遠鏡邀我到關渡賞鳥,我總會說:「不必了,我看過的鳥可比你看過的鳥毛還多哩!」

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