Shit Happens 福盡禍臨2013.11.11Fountain Pen Drawing 鋼筆

Accidents will happen. 2013.11.11 Fountain Pen Drawing
The old man suffers from poor mental health and sent to calm room after imprisoning.
He is maddeningly slow. He waked up and tucked him in in the midnight of the wintertime which temperatures plummeted He has seen better days. He spent NTD 50 on lottery and won first prize NTD eight million. Afterward, he married a Chinese wife and invested estates in her home country. He spent all of his saving in three years and his wife “vanished” at the same time. Therefore, he purchased lottery ticket each issue and hoped lady luck in his corner again. One day, he bought a lottery as usual. I do not know whether, as he said that he won in a lottery again. When he wanted to claim the prize, the lottery ticket was missing. He suspected his nephew who stole it and arguing loudly that caused neighbors call the police. Policemen came and found there was a motorcycle without number plate which parked outside the front of door. He told the policemen the motorcycle was borrowed from a friend whom he only knew the nickname. Nobody knew the friend’s real name…
He became a major piece of cake, piece of pie. Policemen arrested him for larceny suspect.
It is the unforeseen that always happens. Who knows… 

歐吉桑精神狀況欠佳,入監沒多久就進了鎮靜室,他的動作緩慢,氣溫驟降的冬天,要到半夜冷醒才懂得蓋被子⋯⋯
當年,他曾經風光過,才花了50元就中了800萬頭彩,於是娶了中國妻子,為她在家鄉買房置產,才三年錢就花個精光,妻子也跟著神隱⋯⋯
於是他彩券一期買過一期,希望財神能再次眷顧⋯⋯
某天,他照常買了彩劵,不知是否真如他說的又中了奬,待他想兌獎時彩劵業已不翼而飛,於是他懷疑同住的侄兒是賊,爭吵聲引來鄰居報警⋯⋯
員警上門卻發現門口有輛未掛牌機車,他告訴員警是借來的,只知朋友綽號真實姓名卻無從知曉⋯⋯
送上門的業績怎可能放過呢?於是他被依竊盜罪送辦⋯⋯
人生的禍福啊!天知道⋯⋯

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